Sunday, April 25, 2010

Torture The Kids

'Now i want you guys to do a frog-jump from there to here 3 times , NOW !'
or
'sing me Negaraku's song loudly till everybody hear you'
or
'dance a silly dance for me'
or
'sing me a romantic song , nicely'
or more and more and more .

I can do anything i want , i have the power :D ! haha yeahh , its happened on explorace's english week , it was really fun ! i'm the facilitator , so i can do anything i want as long as no one get killed ! it was completely hilarious i must say and all the participants got silly that time . Eventhough my spot wasn't their checkpoint , i'll admit it and bully them first , after i felt satisfied , i'll heartlessly said that they're in wrong checkpoint and laughed like 'hahahaha , serve you right !' How cruel i am ! they was like 'whattttttttt :( ?' hehe :D

I helped the leader to prepare the foods or poisons :) ! I tell you what , we put Wasabi on the top of cupcakes , the color is green and it looks like a delicious cream . Goshhh , i couldn't imagine how they eat those pretty cupcakes , it must be like 'blerghhhh' . I'd try a little of Wasabi , too little ! And after hours , i could felt my stomach hot like a boil water --' Now you imagine the participants , they must eat its in a big of amount (: Wooooooooo :O ! haha

Also we had a real frogs for the participants . You know what , the participants need to race the frogs . Frankly , FROG IS MY PHOBIA --' ! luckily that spot isn't my spot to take care of , phewww :D !

We also play the water ! Those who got the penalty , will completely wringing wet after all . The facilitators would pour the water exactly on their faces . Some of them will drawn and hard to breath , it's okay (: still they're alive haha .

however , something unfortunate and unavoidable happened to me --' look up

Saturday, April 24, 2010

When The Boy Wore 'Kain Batik'

Ahaaa , yeahh . Okay , actually it happened on two weeks ago , but still it stick on my mind because it was really SILLY . The friend of mine Faqeh , he did something unpredictable and he's a brave man i must say , haha .

Like the usuals , i'll wait for Atus to go back together , so i stand at the library . Suddenly , i could sense everybody right there chuckles and giggles , so then i was looking for the reason of . Turned my head to the right , no one . Turned to the left and i was like 'aaaaaaaaaaaa :O' and then extremely laughed ! OMG , it's a FREAK view i've ever seen . He wore that 'kain batik' just like our nanny or gramma always do , it was really NASTY , oh godddd . And unforgotten that his expression was completely like no feelings or poker face --'

me : faqehhh , what is happening ? why are you so fancy today ?
faqeh : my trousers was torn when i was playing ping pong =,=
me : whattt ? haha . so whose kain batik is this ?
faqeh : my mother :D

I walked along with him , haha . All the peeps are looking at him of course . Then he did something that would make your eyes like O-O , haha . He pitched a little of the 'kain batik' at his penis and pull it out , i mean the 'kain batik' . So it was like he had sunat or khatan on that time ! Obviously , the peeps will says 'he is big enough . Why only now he make it ?' HOHO

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Daddy , I'll Keep Your Secret , PROMISE :D !

Wahhh , this is so funny ! I laughed so much till my stomach ache , till my jaw pain , i couldn't stop laughing last night , really .

Okay , yesterday my dad had a fishing with my little brothers at somewhere , i d k where . He went on Friday night and was home on Saturday evening , it's quite a long time so i bet he must bring back a lot of fishes too . Oh yes , he was :D All of the fishes were big enough and looks delicious ;) we're so happy ! I still remember when my dad got home , he called me vigorously and shown me the fish and he was like 'look , look , look ! what has i got :D' so i was like 'wooooooo :O' haha . My parents then , cooked all the fishes , and we ate together . As i said , it's delicious :)

So last night , hahahahaha . When my dad wasn't at home , my brother came to me and tell me something , something very funny and i was like 'hahhhhh ? wahahahaha' and he begged me to not to tell anyone :P haha
Guess what ? Actually , my dad doesn't got any fishes at all , absolutely got nothing ! but what about the fishes that i ate yesterday ? Nahhhhh , he buy its from PASAR , i repeat PASAR --' ! No wonder the fish wasn't that smelly like it suppose to . No wonder the fish looks very fresh ! so , when my dad was home last night , i looked at him and grinning like :D and chuckles . He was like 'whatttttttt =.= ?' , so i said 'daddy , i'll keep your secret , PROMISE :D !' and he put his finger on his lips and sounds like 'shhhhtttt' hahaha

IT IS NOT A SECRET ANYMORE !
Don't blame me , i'm not a good secret-keeper :D
*chuckles*

Thursday, April 1, 2010

APRIL FOOL BABY :D !

hahahaha , so today , i fooled two peoples :) atus and fazana !

Atus - ''atusss , why your kain is koyakkk :O ?'' and she was like ''haaa , really ?'' and checking her uniform vigorously , then i shouted ''APRIL FOOL'' , i laughed and she pitched my arm , auchhh ! and still i'm laughing like hahahahahahhahahhaha :D

fazana - she was eagerly asked me to come to shah alam this week and minutes ago , she texted me ''kak nana , datang kan kan kan :D'' so i replied ''takkkkk ! tak nak !'' and she was ''ALAAAAAAAAAAA WHY :'( ?'' and i said ''malas ahh --'" then ''hmm :'('' haha , it was the right time to shout it out ''APRIL FOOL BABYYYY :D hahaha'' and she was eeeeeeee , jahattt :P hehe

its not a big foolishness , but enough to make me laugh :)

Is It My Fault ?

hiya guyss :) i'm doing fine , but nowadays the environments are very awkward . Something wrong goes somewhere , and i d k how to fix this thingy --' somehow it was my fault but not at one hundred percent ! the situation makes me felt terrible . . .

first of all , i would like to tell you guys that i really hate any of the BACK-STABBERS like a million hates to them ! so here , i should start my story . I'd try to be a good friend to all my friends , i cares the all of them but not to AN because she was in the list of the BACK-STABBERS . Yeah , fyi , she stabbed her own friend which also my best friend AL . I loves AL sooooo much , we've been a good-friend for ages and i bet she knew me very well , she knew who i am , she knew the way i am , she knew my behaves , she knew everything about me and so do i . I always try to protect this girl AL from being stab by that bitch AN .
I still remember when AN talked shit about AL and i was like FUCK OFF YOU BIATCH ! She was HEARTLESS i must say . How dare she talked shit about AL in front of all of us(me , atus , ezza , nazirah , nabb and more ) Hey ! AL is your best friend , how could you ? She told all the bad things about AL and for sure that AL was very ashamed , oh goshhhh ! I couldn't stay still , so i stand to make it right . AL had done nothing about this , she was just quiet and took no action . And what a freak , still she treats her as well as before and i was like whattttt ! How stupid you are ! i'm sorry , but AL , yes you're quiet stupid because you just let it be . So i was being so protective to AL and always try to get rid AN from our group , but she was like a very-sticky-and-strong-glue . I always try to make her felt ashamed but she wasn't . I had done many devil thingy to her but she acted that nothing happened and i was like urgggghhhh --' !

Until last week , when AL came to me and sound me back ! She said as if i had done something wrong and she protected that MORON BITCH -,- ! Hmmh , i'm the one who might be wrong but i just want to protect her . *sigh* And from that on , i'd never talked to AN even AL . I felt unappreciated and hurts like awwwhh :( ! Also i hope that AL could come to me and discuss this thingy properly but she haven't and shown that she was not interesting to heal our relation . Obviously she have an enormous-good-and-best-friend in her life now so she doesn't need me at all . And i should back off from her life i guess . No worries , sooner or later i'll gone from your place AL and you will be happy then .